The Opti-Grab, Pt. II

Steve Martin's follow up to Opti-Grab Glasses

1 /15/12   

I came across one of these goofy-looking shovels with the kinked handles at the hardware store.  A sign described the shovels using phraseology such as: “ergonomically bent handle…that helps scoop snow.”  Why that all sounds credible, but how does it actually compare to shovels with regular handles?  I imagine the guy who invented these shovels sipping on Pina Coladas while sitting on a warm, sunny beach laughing about how many millions he made on snow shovels with stupid-looking handles.