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Most couples speak of this “list” that the two have compiled. This list contains the names of three or four
celebrities that—if the opportunity arises—gives the person a free pass to
cheat on their significant other. Let’s
face it, one day you will bump into Mila Kunis on a flight to Albuquerque and she will more than likely rip
off your clothes and demand that you make sweet, sweet love to her. Thankfully, your significant other is not allowed to be
jealous or angry with you because she has her own list containing names like Ryan
Gosling and George Wendt. Provided that the celebrity is on your list, any reputable divorce attorney will tell you that this does
not constitute adultery. This begs the question: do celebrities have their own lists? If
so, I imagine that these lists contain only the names of non-celebrities. For example, Amanda Peet’s list probably says:
sexy bartender who made me a Fuzzy Navel at that bar in Bora Bora, hot guy I once saw in
traffic on I-10, and Todd Ganz.
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