It Has Come to My Attention...

6/21/11

There is one phrase that strikes fear into the hearts of people young and old.  Sometimes is used in the home by an unhappy parent, but generally this phrase is reserved for the workplace.  The phrase is: “It has come to my attention.”  Whenever someone begins a conversation using those words, rest assured that you’re screwed.  No one ever says, “It has come to my attention that blueberries are a delicious treat.”  Instead, topics such as your shoddy job performance, your tardiness, or your paper towel thievery are discussed.