12/25/11
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| Christmas Day 2011 in Chicago |
-Someone will be shocked at how few cars were on the road. "We made it here in record time!"
-Your relatives will open presents in order of youngest to oldest. Your relatives will also break out the same jokes from previous years about who's older than whom. Fake laughter will ensue.
-Someone will receive a Chia Pet. Somebody must be buying them since the TV commercials re-appear each season.
-A long-winded rant from your angry aunt about how next Christmas there will be no gift exchange
-The gift of socks
-A text from an unknown phone number that says, "Merry Christmas!" that you'll spend the rest of the afternoon trying to figure out who sent it
-No one will receive The Clapper
-The finest wine...out of a box
-Green bean casserole
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