Thursday, December 12, 2013

Appropriate Inappropriate Statements On A 2 Degree Day

When the thermometer reads "2", it is perfectly appropriate to say the following things that may be deemed inappropriate on most days:


  • It's so cold that my balls hurt.
  • If you bring up that whole "so much for global warming thing", I will punch you in the face.
  • Hell doesn't sound so bad after all.

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